I’m not sure where this originated but a friend posted it on her Facebook page and I’m passing it on…
Good Morning and Welcome to Flight #2012
We are prepared to take off into the New Year. Please make sure your Attitude and Blessings are secured and locked in an upright position.
All self-destructive devices should be turned off at this time- all negativity and doubt. Should we lose altitude under pressure during the flight, reach up and pull down a prayer.
Prayers will automatically be activated by Faith. Once your Faith is activated you can assist other passengers.
There will be No Baggage allowed on this flight.
The Captain has cleared us for takeoff.
Enjoy your fight!
Happy 2012… again